Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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