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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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• (949): View more from California

  Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers

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• (805): View more from California

  Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her

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• (845): View more from New York

  Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.

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