first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome