Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
