yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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