xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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