i don't plan on having that self control this summer
well you can't waste a boner
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
