i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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