I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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