OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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