So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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