He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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