The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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