Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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