Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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