this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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