I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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