I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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