I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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