i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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