just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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