They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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