he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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he's single and there are thong briefs.
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