Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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