It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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