You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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