he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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