You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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