and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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