At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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