I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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