420 ftw
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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