How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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