My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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