I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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