ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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