You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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