called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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