I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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