he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
time to smoke my breakfast
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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