I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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