I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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