all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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