I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
