Don't make out with my wife yet
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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