Christians are straight up FREAKS
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Randomize