I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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