Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
why is half of my head shaved?
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