so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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