Don't you send me to vm
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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