When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
