you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We talked him into tasing himself.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
