i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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