You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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