he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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